The Snack Cake Queendom of Little Debbie is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Star Crunch with an even hand, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 3.746 billion Honeybun Peoples have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Administration, with Healthcare, Defense, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nutty Buddy Land. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Little Debbiean economy, worth 116 trillion Swiss Rolls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 30,977 Swiss Rolls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, Lord Star Crunch can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, and the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending. Crime is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Little Debbie's national animal is the Zebra Cakes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Devil Cremes Worship.

Little Debbie is ranked 238,326^th in the world and 275^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 125.62 on the Gilded Widget Scale.